Evolution of Dog and Man

As I was walking around the neighborhood I noticed two dogs stuck together. I have always thought this was funny but for some reason this time I did not stop to throw rocks at them like usual. Call me sick but I think it is amusing watching them try to run but not able to go anywhere because they are stuck together. Instead this time I started thinking about evolution and how the male dogs penis gets knotted up so that the female cannot run away until the male has finished ejaculating in her. I thought that was a pretty cool way to make sure that their species continues to grow. And that led me to thinking about humans and why the male has more upper body strength then the female. Sure my rationale is a little caveman like but I think the reason is so that that he can hold her down easier and that way she cannot get away until after he dropped off his load. Does anyone else think that it is strange that all these ideas came to me while watching two dogs fuck and get stuck together. I guess genius works in mysterious ways.

Perfect Combination

Christmas Hugs

Christmas holds a special place in my heart because I have always believed that Christmas is a joyous time for everyone not just those of us that celebrate Jesus Christ. It is a time of year where you feel compassion and you believe that there is hope for the new year ahead. It is the time of the year that people are at the very least acting that they care. I wish everyone a Merry Christmas and special warm hug.

One of my favorite things to do during the Christmas month is go down to my local nursing home or as I like to call it, the waiting room for death and hang out with old timers and show some Christmas love. I spread my cheer in different ways sometimes I find that Buddy Elf had it right and the best way to Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear. There are times however, that the Christmas spirit really comes out of me and the joy I bring is disturbing to some of the nursing home staff and I am asked to leave but I find that it always brings a smile to someones face.